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The Welsh Rarebit
via  the-pietriarchy  (originally  unclefather)
1 day ago on 16 September 2014 @ 1:01pm 21,657 notes



| jens risom | risom family prefab retreat | block island | 1967 |


via  bfhellam  (originally  thisveryspot)
1 day ago on 16 September 2014 @ 1:01pm 437 notes



Here are some wonderful facts about Sea World’s orcas!

  • The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or ‘Granny’ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on a good show!
  • Don’t worry, collapsed dorsal fins are a common condition, although in the wild only sick or injured orcas have collapsed dorsal fins. All of Sea World’s males and some females have it, it makes them look unique! 
  • The size of Sea World’s tanks compared to an orca is about the same as a human to a bathtub. Lot’s of room to stretch and move!
  • Wild orcas swim 100+ miles a day, they would have to swim around their tank 1,400+ times a day to achieve that. But that seems like a lot of work, and you may see the animals hanging out near the surface of the water or on the bottoms of their tanks for hours. That’s a lot more relaxing than swimming all those miles!
  • Sea World gives their orcas a Valium-like drug to stop the whales from acting aggressively towards each other and to numb their minds from their vastly uninteresting concrete tanks. Buying a ticket to Sea World is an excellent way to help them pay for these drugs that they pump their animals full with!
  • Many captive orcas show abnormal behaviors like head bobbing, chewing on concrete, and self mutilation by banging their heads into the side of the tank. Obviously just temper-tantrums! Silly things.
  • In the wild, there has been only one orca attack. Bad orca! While in captivity, there have been over 100 attacks and 4 deaths. These animals just need more training, it couldn’t possibly be related to their confinement! 
  • Food is used as reinforcement for tricks. Do a trick, get your dinner. Don’t want to do a trick? I guess you don’t eat tonight you stubborn thing! 

See? Sea World isn’t as bad as people make it out to be! Oh, one more fact: for every $1,000,000 Sea World makes, about $600 goes into conservation efforts (about $0.5 a ticket). I’m so glad they care about conservation of the ocean! Amazing work!

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If you haven’t realized it yet, this post is 100% sarcastic. It should be obvious, but not everyone understands sarcasm…

Please don’t let this die

via  moscatos  (originally  animalaspects)
5 days ago on 13 September 2014 @ 5:17am 73,781 notes


Happy 25th Birthday Thomas Müller!

"he’s not your ordinary superstar. he’s not muscular or tan, no going to parties everyday, loves he’s wife more then anything and has a weird sense of humor. he’s cheeky, doesn’t affraid to talk about everything, and really really loves horses. this is thomas müller guys. he does what he does, really quietly, doesn’t want to have all of the attention, and yet he is one of the best players in the world today. he has a unique gift, he can read the future, he knows where to stand, and he scores another goal. it’s just a matter of time till he’ll break klose’s record." - Josh Levi, football commentator.

5 days ago on 13 September 2014 @ 5:12am 458 notes





Doesn’t that look beautiful?

Like something you’d find on one of those soft/nature blogs?

Well you are in for a surprise

The Bolton Strid in England is one of the most innocent looking streams. 

Though it looks like you could just hop across the rocks, but if you miss you will die for sure. It packs very rapid currents just a couple of feet below its surface. No one really knows how deep it really is. Nobody who has ever fallen into the Strid has survived. It has a 100% fatality rate.

It’s always the things I google expecting to be false that wind up being horribly true.

I forgot to add but here is a SOURCE

"It’s relatively common for people to assume they can jump the creek, walk across its stones or even wade through it (again, just looking at it, the Strid really seems to be only knee-deep in places, and certainly not the instant, precipitous drop into a watery grave that it is). Most of the time, they never even find the body. Which means there are just dozens of corpses down there, pinned to the walls of the underground chasms, waiting for you to join them…"

via  fattyvixen  (originally  sixpenceee)
5 days ago on 13 September 2014 @ 5:10am 65,489 notes

Maybe my favourite Bayern player. I like so many though. Probably him or Javi…

tagged   FC Bayern  
via  mullerlfc  (originally  podollski)
5 days ago on 13 September 2014 @ 5:09am 476 notes


Maleficent (2014)

Heartbreaking scene.

Someone I was talking to was saying “I’m not sure that’s a metaphor for rape.” And I was like, “He literally drugs her and steals a physical representation of her innocence.”

via  fattyvixen  (originally  hudsonsbluff)
5 days ago on 13 September 2014 @ 5:08am 8,341 notes

Happy Birthday to one of the best players and also a great example of a person.

via  saffas-lieben-bayern  (originally  marcureus)
5 days ago on 13 September 2014 @ 5:03am 767 notes


Thanks to Tim, Eric finally gets his dream of being on The Tonight Show…

via  sarge3  (originally  fallontonight)
6 days ago on 11 September 2014 @ 6:37pm 3,072 notes


I honestly believe this could be one of paulftompkins's greatest roles.

via  sarge3  (originally  sarge3)
6 days ago on 11 September 2014 @ 6:36pm 85 notes